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Britney Spears - Who Cares?

February 4th, 2008
 

*raises hand* Yes, it may seem a little sad that I get enjoyment out of someone’s pain, but, let’s face it, Britney’s breakdown has been beyond amusing. From going to rehab to leaving rehab to going back to rehab to being committed, I can’t help but wonder why I am so utterly fascinated by this woman’s plight.

Explanation #1
I feel better about myself knowing this celebrity is a real fuck up. Flawed perfection means perfection doesn’t exist; therefore, I don’t have to strive to be perfect.

Explanation #2
My dislike of Britney’s music led to a dislike of Britney led to amusement at her expense. Petty as it is, I’ve always gotten a slight enjoyment out of watching those I dislike commit epic fail. Who hasn’t? If you raise your hand, you lie!

Explanation #3
Must. Laugh. At. Bitch. With. Nasty. Poon.

Whatever the reason, I refuse to apologize for making fun of this celebretard. I have come to understand that she has been diagnosed (officially, I believe) as bipolar, and bipolar disorder does somewhat impair the decision-making process. However, it does not render the afflicted incompetent. She still had room for rational cognition, and she failed to use it.

My point: she had choices. She made some bad ones, and she has nobody to blame but herself. So, I wish her the best of luck with whatever treatment she ends up with, but, in the meantime, I’m going to point and laugh.

And I’m probably going to burn in hell.

 
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10 Responses to “Britney Spears - Who Cares?”

  1. Chrissy
    February 4th, 2008 at 1:33 am
     

    She has the nastiest celebrity poon I have ever seen. FO’SHO!

    Elyse says: It sure wasn’t poontastic.

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  2. Janet
    February 4th, 2008 at 2:44 am
     

    I agree that she’s made bad choices, and I’ve laughed at those choices, too…but I draw the line at laughing at her because of her psych problems.

    Elyse says: I’ve yet to see anyone laughing at her because of her psychological problems. However, her psychological problems are, in a way, her. Do you know what I mean? You can’t have one without the other. I know people say, “I’m not my depression/anxiety/bipolar disorder/whatever.” That’s bullshit because that’s who you are. You can understand that, I’m sure.

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  3. Stacy
    February 4th, 2008 at 4:18 am
     

    Here’s my opinion about her diagnonsense of bipolar. I have bipolar disorder. I also have anxiety issues up the yingyang, and severe panic attacks that can lead to me curled in a ball, hyperventilating.

    I still have rational thought. I am still able to care for my spaz of a two year old. WITHOUT A NANNY. So she can take her, like I said, diagNONSENSE and shove it up her ass.

    She is the reason bipolar people are thought of as psychotic, and it really pisses me off.

    Elyse says: That’s the first thing I thought of when I heard her diagnoses… er, diagnonsense. I did do some research on it because I was like, “Wait. Stacy’s completely competent. That can’t be an excuse.” And I was right!

    Britney can suck our penises.

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  4. Janet
    February 4th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
     

    When I was on a fansite for her, people were calling her deranged for her psych issues. That’s what I meant by my statement.

    Elyse says: Should’ve clarified that, I guess.

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  5. Crys
    February 4th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
     

    I still have rational thought. I am still able to care for my spaz of a two year old. WITHOUT A NANNY. So she can take her, like I said, diagNONSENSE and shove it up her ass.

    Thats what I was thinking. I know a lot of people with Bi-polar that still manage to function in a normal society.

    Being bi-polar doesnt give her an excuse to act like a raging lunatic. She needs to get on some meds and stay on them.

    Elyse says: Amen, but you know she’s going to milk her disorder for all it’s worth.

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  6. Danielle
    February 4th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
     

    I don’t want to say the wrong thing in response to this, so I’m not going to say much.

    I want her to get better, though. Whatever she’s struggling with (be it drugs, psychological problems, etcetc), I want her to get better. For her boys.

    But that’s just me. *shrug*

    PS: We should become e-mail pals. *winkwink*

    Elyse says: I can see why you’d want to stay out of this, but you know what? Elyse will protect you. *flexes muscles*

    I’ll have to email you when I get a chance. If I take too long, you email me first.

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  7. Stacy
    February 4th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
     

    If bipolar is an excuse for being a raging lunatic, I should’ve heard about this years ago.. I want to be a lunatic!! Makes life more fun!

    Elyse says: LOL! You are a lunatic - the fun kind, not the crazy kind.

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  8. valerie
    February 5th, 2008 at 12:03 am
     

    “My point: she had choices. She made some bad ones, and she has nobody to blame but herself.”

    Da da da, and we have a winner!!

    Elyse says: Do I get a lifetime supply of Spam?!

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  9. Caitlin
    February 5th, 2008 at 1:35 am
     

    And this is me pointing and laughing at her with you. Hahaha. I completely agree with you. Amen.

    Elyse says: Well, at least you aren’t pointing and laughing with her at me. LMAO!

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  10. Ally
    February 6th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
     

    If what her mom put in that restraining order against that Lutfi character is true… ol’ Brit Brit was in a pretty abusive relationship as well. Not physically (well, sorta, if he was forcing drugs on her), but certainly mentally and emotionally. In that regard I feel for her, but she was screwing up before he ever entered the picture as well.

    Elyse says: I seem to remember her shaving her head and showin’ her cooch before this dude. He just intensified the crazy.

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