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Valentine’s Day
What are you doing on Valentine’s Day?
One day of the year. That’s all I have to get through, and, yet, I dread it.
For the last 20 years, I’ve been single. I’ve managed to get dates before and after Valentine’s Day, but never during. Instead, I have to sit back and watch girls get flowers, candy, cards. Me? I get nothing. Not even a hug.
Well, okay, I take that back. I do get a hug, but it’s from my cat, Wiggles. Man! How sad is it that the only man I get to spend time with on V-Day is short, furry, and has no balls?
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