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The newest addition to my family and future lolcat, Mrs. Pickles:

More pictures after jump! Tons more. Enter at your own risk.
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[After watching a Hillary Clinton commercial:]

Me: Who’re you voting for?
Mom: Barack Obama.
Me: I’m voting for Barack, and not just because he’s good looking.
Mom: He just makes sense to me…

[A minute later:]

Mom: … and he’s good looking.
Me: Yeah, he is!

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Thank you for babying me when I was sick last night. You aren’t so bad.

Love,
Elyse

Mothers can really be useful sometimes.

Edit: I called my mother at work, and I said, “Thank you for pitying me last night.”

She said: “Well, you looked pitiful.” LOL!