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What the crap, Elyse? Why’d you take Ashley’s layout down? It was so hot!
It was, wasn’t it? Well, I looked out my window this morning, and it was so cold, dreary, and dark. I needed something to brighten up my day. Ashley’s layout was so hot, and she’ll probably kill me for taking it down, but I just needed something that would blind me into happiness.

Does this mean we’ll never see it again?
Hell no! That layout’s too hot to pack away forever.

Besides taking down hot layouts, what have you been doing?
Detoxing, mostly. Big medication fiasco with my drug dealers. They hate me. Other than that, school, school, school.

Hey! Aren’t you changing schools?
Transfer process begins tomorrow! I have an appointment with an adviser at IUSB (that’s Indiana University South Bend) at 11:30. Some red tape later, I should be a student there!

Your bitchass is scared.
Terrified.

Why?
The campus is HUGE! It’s about 10x the size of Davenport’s campus in Granger. The agoraphobic in me wants to stay at Davenport to remain safe and comfortable, but I hate it there. The people, the classes, the place… it’s all so evil. I decided it’s about time I study something I love.

And that is?
English, yo! I no speak it that good, but I stand a better chance than most people.

Didn’t Iggy the Website Fairy do this? Where is he?
Dead.

So… then… who am I?
Hermaphrodity the Half-Man, Half-Woman Website Fairy/Accountant to the stars.