What the hell, Elyse?
I know, I know. Shame on me. I deleted the whole site, but I did it on purpose this time. Truth be known, I just couldn’t stand to look at it again. It had become a chore, a hated place. So, I got rid of it for a fresh start!
Haven’t you done this before?
*cough* I like fresh starts. I find them motivating.
And you’ve got a new layout, too?
Damn straight, I do! It’s gorgeous, isn’t it? It was created by So Chic Design, whom I wholeheartedly recommend for any of your website design needs.
I needed a theme for the Pink for October movement, and I just couldn’t find a good premade. Since I lack creativity, I commissioned SCD and was given this spectacular affair. Makes me want to lick my screen and support breast cancer research. These things go hand-in-hand.
What’s next?
Personal blogging is no more for me! My life has become too sordid for the internet, so I have turned elySEX.net into my writing blog. Instead of mundane stories of my life, you will read mediocre stories of my characters’ lives. Sprinkle in a bit of poetry, some opinion pieces, and perhaps a non-fiction tidbit here and there, and you’ve got the future of this website.
I hope you enjoy what’s to come, Readers. I know I will!
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Elyse was born on a cattle ranch in North Dakota to Jerry, a tap-dancer, and Donna, a professional yodeler. Despite her distractingly enormous nose, she quickly soared to the top of the 80s charts with dance hits like "Eat My Taco, Paco" and "Groovy Green Grapes." Her fame, however, was short lived, and she retired penniless to Florida, where she works as a janitor in Disney World.
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I better be one of your characters, bitch.
And I better get lots of action.
YAY for Reese’s layouts. She’s making me one at the moment =D
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Elyse replied on October 10th, 2008 12:28 am:
Oh, of course you’re one of my characters. You are the lesbian love interest for my butch protagonist, Bubbette, the plumber vampire. The story will be like a cross between Twilight and the Super Mario Bros. So many awards to be won…
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By Sarah on 10.07.08 4:17 pm | Permalink
I’m glad you decided not to get rid of your site completely, especially since I’ve only just managed to start phasing myself back into the world of blogging and it would be a sad, sad place without you!
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Elyse replied on October 10th, 2008 12:59 am:
I guess this just means that we have to support each other in our blogging endeavors. *gets out the whip* Alright. Let’s do this.
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Bekki replied on October 10th, 2008 1:38 am:
Is that supposed to be a threat? *wiggles eyebrows*
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Elyse replied on October 10th, 2008 7:15 am:
Oh, no, baby. It’s a promise.
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By Bekki on 10.07.08 6:46 pm | Permalink
Ohhh I’m excited
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Elyse replied on October 10th, 2008 12:59 am:
So excited?
And you just can’t hide it?
Are you about to lose control?
And you… okay, I quit.
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Ashley replied on October 10th, 2008 7:59 am:
Yeah. I did a dance too.
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Elyse replied on October 11th, 2008 1:40 am:
Video, or it didn’t happen.
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By Ashley on 10.07.08 7:14 pm | Permalink
Thank you for going pink in support of the Breast Cancer Awareness Month!
We are running a series of 12 contests on the Pink for October website throughout October and there are many attractive prizes up for grabs too. There is also a “Share Your Story” segment where you can share a true story, or encourage your friend/family/neighbour/colleague to share theirs.
For more information, please visit the official Pink for October website: http://pinkforoctober.org
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By pelf on 10.08.08 6:39 am | Permalink
So, I fall off the face of the Earth, and Elyse follows not far behind. And now we’re both back!
Hey, lady! I’d like to chat with you sometime. How’s life?!
I missed joo! *HUG*
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Elyse replied on October 10th, 2008 1:05 am:
You changed sites! How dare you! Now I must work and change links. *sigh* I hate working.
You’ve got my IM s/n for AIM and all that, yeah? You message me any time!
Also, you’ve got my email address, right? Cause you can try dropping me a line, but you know how that works with me.
I MISSED YOU TOOOOOO!
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By Dani on 10.08.08 11:13 pm | Permalink
Welcome back!! The new writing blog sounds really interesting, and since it’s a different style of writing, not just “restarting the blog” you’ll probably be way more motivated =)
Can’t wait to see what you pop out into the www!
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Elyse replied on October 10th, 2008 1:12 am:
I’m hoping to not only be motivated with my blog, but to be motivated with my writing. I really would like to better myself and, eventually, prepare myself for publication.
So, hopefully, I pop good shiz. LOL!
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By Jess on 10.08.08 11:27 pm | Permalink
Shouldn’t this be a grand re-opening rather than just a opening?
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Elyse replied on October 10th, 2008 1:23 am:
Technically, it’s not an opening of any kind. The site never closed. SO BOO!
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By Grax on 10.09.08 4:01 am | Permalink
You are so silly. In any case, I look forward to anything that shows up here. I’ve always thought you were a fabulous writer.
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Elyse replied on October 11th, 2008 1:46 am:
Thank you, monkey! For this compliment alone, I shall be your love slave for one year, which, added on to all the years I’m being your love slave because you’re so FRIGGIN FABULOUS, amounts to a lifetime of love slavin’.
But I don’t do windows!
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By Caitlin on 10.10.08 8:35 pm | Permalink
Oooh baby!!! It’s gorgeous, Elyse!
Get crackin, girl!!
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Elyse replied on October 12th, 2008 8:36 pm:
I’m workin’ on it! I’m workin’ on it!
But I’ll need a little incentive. NAKED, PEANUT BUTTER-COVERED KELLEY!
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By Kelley on 10.12.08 9:02 am | Permalink
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